I always get asked how fast I can run and the answer is 'faster. '
I never go looking for a sucker. I look for a Champion and make a sucker of of him.
You can shear a sheep a hundred times, but you can skin it only once.
Look around the table. If you don't see a sucker, get up, because you're the sucker.
It never hurts for potential opponents to think you're more than a little stupid and can hardly count all the money in your hip pocket, much less hold on to it.
Sometimes the lambs slaughter the butcher.
I don't believe in hunches. Hunches are for dogs making love.
I'm proud of the fact that Marine Le Pen in France insults me and Geert Wilders in the Netherlands calls me his opponent. The way I see it is, if these people weren't attacking me, I would be doing something wrong.
Wisdom is the ability to realize that everyone has their own dharma, everyone goes their own way. What works for you is not the ultimate good. Know that other people have different way.
Beaver do better work than the Corps of Engineers.
Universal education has created an immense class of what I may call the New Stupid, hungering for certainty yet unable to find it in the traditional myths and their rationalizations.