Only one letter divides the comic from the cosmic.
Let us move from the era of confrontation to the era of negotiation.
Never forget, the press is the enemy. The establishment is the enemy. The professors are the enemy. Professors are the enemy. Write that on a blackboard 100 times and never forget it.
Any nation that decides the only way to achieve peace is through peaceful means is a nation that will soon be a piece of another nation.
There are times when an abortion is necessary. I know that. When you have a black and a white.
Nothing would please the Kremlin more than to have the people of this country choose a second rate president.
When the President does it, that means that it's not illegal.
Parents lend children their experience and a vicarious memory; children endow their parents with a vicarious immortality.
I never wear a watch, because I always know it's now - and now is when you should do it.
I'm a devoted husband. That must strike you as totally deviant.
The quest for precision is analogous to the quest for certainty and both - precision and certainty are impossible to attain.