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I'm hoping that maybe everyone on the Olympic team thinks that I'm worthy to carry the flag. That's my next goal, to carry the flag during the opening ceremonies, if everyone chooses me.

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Let your inner DORK shine through.

Shining, Dork, Let, Inner, Shine
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Dream big dreams,because little dreams have no magic. ~Dork Diaries

Big, Diaries, Dork, Dream, Magic

You're such a big BABY. So cry me a river, build yourself a bridge, and GET OVER IT

Baby, Bridges, Build, Cry, River, Rivers

STAY HOME FROM SCHOOL FAUX VOMIT: 1 cup of cooked oatmeal 1. 2 cup of sour cream (or buttermilk ranch dressing or anything that smells like rancid, sour milk) 2 chopped cheese sticks (for chunkiness) 1 uncooked egg (for authentic slimy texture) 1 can of split pea soup (for putrid green color) 1
4 cup of raisins (to increase gross-osity) Mix ingredients and simmer over low heat for 2 minutes Let mixture cool to warm vomit temperature Use liberally as needed Makes 4 to 5 cups

Cooked, Home, Liberally, School, Sour Milk, Warm

Better late than never. "-Dork Diaries

Diaries, Better Late Than Never, Dork

So many FREAKS and not enough CIRCUSES!

Circus, Circuses, Enough, Freak, Freaks
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