It is a consolation to the wretched to have companions in misery.
My kind of gay is like the late-breaking-lesbian kind of gay.
You know what kills me about Jennifer Lopez? The fact that this woman wakes up one day and she's like, 'You know what? From now on, I'd like people to call me J-Lo,' and then they do it. Only a celebrity can get away with this. George Bush doesn't come out for his morning press conferences: 'From now on, I'd like to be referred to as G-Bu. Y'all know my vice president, Dog Chain.
I don't exercise. My philosophy is: No pain, no pain.
Some people have their marriages annulled, which means they never existed. Boy, talk about denial! What do you say when people see your wedding album? 'Oh that was just some play I was in.
When you're single again, at the beginning you're very optimistic and you say, 'I want to meet someone who's really smart, really sweet, really sensitive. ' And six months later you're like, 'Lord, any mammal with a day job.
My stand-up act is very clean.
I am convinced that through these measures we have reestablished confidence.
He who is firmly seated in authority soon learns to think security, and not progress, the highest lesson in statecraft.
I think a lot of the work I've done and a lot of the work I'm going to do in the future still ties to 911 and the fallout from it.
People probably assume I sleep in my uniform. Then I get up and go to the mall or the market in my uniform.