They can kill the Kennedys. Why can't they make a cup of coffee that tastes good? - John Swartzwelder - Quotesmemo.com

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Please, please, stop referring to yourselves as "consumers. " OK? Consumers are different than citizens. Consumers do not have obligations, responsibilities and duties to their fellow human beings. And as long as you're using that word "consumer" in the public discussion, you will be degrading the quality of the discussion we're having. And we're going to continue being clueless going into this very difficult future that we face

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John Swartzwelder

They can kill the Kennedys. Why can't they make a cup of coffee that tastes good?

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