When you have kids, you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong. Those dads … - Adam Carolla

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Adam Carolla

When you have kids, you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong. Those dads that go off to Florida and start a new life, I couldn't imagine that: seeing my kid once every Christmas, every three years. If I'm gone for six days it feels like too much.

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