Remember me when I am dead and simplify me when I'm dead.
Jack Kerouac was cool because he had no idea he was.
I think the American legal system sucks worse than a Celine Dion cover version of Whole Lotta Love.
They have an amazing proliferation of TV channels now: The all-cartoon channel, the 24-hour-science fiction channel. Of course, to make room for these they got rid of the Literacy Channel and the What's Left of Civilization Channel.
Twitter! Never have lives been less lived and more chronicled!
And by the way, my belief is that if men were the ones getting pregnant, abortions would be easier to get than food poisoning in Moscow.
You've got bad eating habits if you use a grocery cart in 7-Eleven.
Caution once forgotten could be forgotten once too often.
The days that I keep my gratitude higher than my expectations, I have really good days.
My father was a mean, controlling and manipulative person for most of his life. He was unpredictable and unstable.
There are things in Russia which are not as they seem.