Television is an isolating experience, sadly enough. I'm sorry to say it. But as good as it ever gets, it's still isolating. You sit in your home and visit with no one.
It ain't the heat, it's the humility.
If people don't want to come to the ballpark, how are you going to stop them?
Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.
Even Napoleon had his Watergate.
Pitching always beats batting — and vice-versa.
If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be.
Avoiding depression with large daily doses of television.
I never expected that this would be my life.
What in the rising man was industry and economy, becomes in the rich man parsimony and avarice.
Strive for simplicity. You never have to fix what you leave out.