I'm not about saving franchises.
If you want something Scottish, go get yourself a kilt.
This goes out to the followers of the three Abrahamic religions: To the Jews, Christians, and Muslims. It's just a little thing, really. But do you think that when you're done smashing up the world and blowing each other to bits and demanding special privileges while you're at it. . . do you think the rest of us could have our planet back?
Offence is important; that's how you know you care about things. Imagine a life where you're not offended. So dull.
All my shows are therapy, trying to navigate interesting subjects so I can work them out and to be honest and say some things are beyond the wit of this man.
I have a very good memory for scripts. I can watch a show I like once, then remember about 90% of the script. But ask me who was in it, and I wouldn't have a clue.
I became hugely overweight and then hated myself because it was a form of self-abuse, something over which I had no control. I think the thing compulsive over-eaters want to achieve is that stuffed-full Christmas afternoon feeling.
[T]he merciful adjustment which nature makes when what cannot be cured must be endured.
I blame Walt Disney; well he has to find voice actors better than me somehow doesn't he?
Many traffic signs have become like placebos, giving false comfort to the afflicted, or simple boilerplate to ward off lawsuits, the roadway version of the Kellogg’s Pop-Tarts box that says, “Warning: Pastry Filling May Be Hot When Heated.
The enlightened give thanks for what most people take for granted.