I took the two most expensive aspirins in history.
Hockey is our big sport, and if you fight in hockey you get five minutes for it, that's it. So in Canada, everyone is fighting.
None of my teams win anything. They are an extension of my personality.
I am not an attractive man. These clothes are the only thing holding me together; when I'm nude, my body shoots off in all directions. I'm like a starfish.
In Canada you can still settle things with your fists. If there's a fight in a bar, no one goes to jail.
I have a dog that loves to fight. It's a border collie, and they fight low to the ground. Other dogs are terrified of my dog, because he gets low and goes for the balls.
When I'm watching sports I can't be bothered.
My feeling is that I think writers in general tend to be self-conscious and it takes a bit of a leap of faith or just not giving a sh-t to write something you know people are going to criticize.
To write a poem is like trying to catch a lizard without its tail falling off.
When the soldiers stand leaning on their spears, they are faint from want of food.
Everything was good. But it was awful, too.