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I have never done any other job. I have sung in bands since I was 15. I left school completely unqualified. I have no other training.

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Head gear, plus acne equals. . . table for one in the cafeteria.

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I think those neighborhood signs that say 'slow children playing' are mean.

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I was just thinking how unfortunate it'd be to be a fat girl named Candy.

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My girlfriend and I went to a dinner party the other night and we ended up playing charades. There was another couple there that was deaf. They were so good.

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When I was in high school I used to sit by myself in the cafeteria - not necessarily by choice - but I thought it was funny to talk to people that weren't there.

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I watch a happy person doing stand-up, and I go, "What the hell is this? This person's happy!" You need internal conflict. You need the guy to be out of step with society. It's a tool for comedy.

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