If a crisis has come to you on any front, surrender your will to Jesus absolutely and irrevocably.
To be a head boy, you have to be very clever, you have to be a scholar, and I was never a scholar in any shape or form.
They, all of them, work incredibly hard to make me seem clever and heroic, neither of which I am.
I just read an 800-page history of the Scottish Enlightenment and, honestly, I may as well just start it again now, because I cannot remember a single thing. I can barely remember where Scotland is.
I run six-to-eight miles a day, plus weights and aerobics in the lunch hour. I also lie a lot, which keeps me thin.
It's a holy city for music.
Newton's Third Law of Conversation, if it existed, would hold that every statement implies an equal and opposite statement. To say that I'd turned the offer down raised the possibility that I might not have done.
Men are often (though not always) the pursuers for sex, just like women are often (though not always) the pursuers for conversation.
As it's your 40th birthday This, we'd like to say May you be bathed in goodness, happiness and sunshineness On this, your special day.
Early unsuccessess shouldn't bother anybody because it happens to absolutely everybody.
You’ll never be good if you don’t know that you are.