I wouldn't underestimate the power of writing a letter.
A good friend will help you plant your tulips. A great friend will help you plant a gun on the unarmed intruder you just shot.
When a kid says "smell my hand," it almost never smells like cinnamon.
Any cupcake consumed before 9AM is, technically, a muffin.
Whatever story you're telling, it will be more interesting if, at the end you add, "and then everything burst into flames.
It's perfectly okay if you don't understand every single one of them. For one thing, I make a lot of corny jokes, and you have to be 40 years old to get some of them.
It’s not technically gossip if you start your sentence with “I’m really concerned about __________________ ,” (fill in the name of the person you’re not gossiping about).
I think the prime reason for existence, for living in this world is discovery.
Even as your body betrays you, your mind denies it.
Focus on return on equity, not earnings per share.
Self-respect. It would make me lovable. And it's the secret to good sex.