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That culture is a a critical resource the organization ignores. Competely mystifying. The organization continues to act as if culture were dark matter, something essentially inaccessible to us. When in fact there is an ancient discipline called anthropology that's pretty good at thinking about it.

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Tracy Morgan

I've been funny my whole life. This is a gift God gave me.

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My sense of humor is a turkey, and I pull it out of the oven and baste it in reality.

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And when I was angry, when I was younger, I was in a cocoon. Now I'm a beautiful, black butterfly.

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They say when opportunity knocks you should let it in and invite it to sit at your table. F*** that -- when opportunity knocks, you should take it captive. Beat that s*** down. I've got opportunity tied to a chair in my basement with a ball gag in its mouth. Opportunity ain't even thinking about leaving my house. If you keep quiet for a second, you'll hear it whining.

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Don't follow in my footsteps. Be original, and create your own path. Be a trailblazer! Do you! Be better than me. Do you! Be happy and have joy in your life.

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Bad news travels at the speed of light; good news travels like molasses.

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