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I wanted movement and not a calm course of existence. I wanted excitement and danger and the chance to sacrifice myself for my love.

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Most fishing rods work better if you grasp them at the thick end. If you grasp a fisherman at the thick end, you may get a thumb bit off.

Fisherman, Fishing, Lakes, Rods, Sea
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The truth is, fish have very little sex life. If you have ever tried to make love under water, you will know why.

Lakes, Life, Sea, Sex, Truth, Water

I make it a rule never to weigh or measure a fish I've caught, but simply to estimate its dimensions as accurately as possible, and then, when telling about it, to improve these figures by roughly a fifth, or twenty percent. I do this mainly because most people believe all fishermen exaggerate by at least twenty percent, and so I allow for the discounting my audience is almost certain to apply.

Believe, Figures, Fishermen, Lakes, Possible, Sea

Fly fishermen are born honest, but they get over it.

Born, Fisherman, Fishing, Fly, Honest

The best time to go fishing is when you can

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I get all the truth I need in the newspaper every morning, and every chance I get I go fishing, or swap stories with fishermen to get the taste of it out of my mouth.

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