If I were a lame only just for a week. I'd look at myself in the mirror and shoot the first thing I see.
Exercise keeps me occupied, which is good for my mental health.
The more I read about feeding times, sleep times and waking-up times, the more inadequate and miserable I felt.
What's so brave about being bald? I've not fought for my country or found the cure for cancer - I've just gone out without my hat on!
I don't think I'm that intelligent. I think I'm semi-intelligent.
I don't miss my pin-up days. I'm far too old for that malarkey.
Every day I do something that freaks me out.
Now, finally has the elevator arrived. The stairs was about to become a personal inferno.
The basket looked like an ocean, and I was just throwing rocks in.
Jehovah was not a moral god. He had all the vices and he lacked all the virtues. He generally carried out all his threats, but he never faithfully kept a promise.
Risk isn't a word in my vocabulary. It's my very existence.