Before anything else, you have received breath - the gift of life itself. The first word about you is GIFT.
Everybody wants to make something they think is a surefire winner, though nobody knows what a surefire winner is, in my opinion.
There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again.
Sometimes if you want to see a change for the better, you have to take things into your own hands.
These people who are making a big deal out of gay marriage? I don't give a f*** about who wants to get married to anybody else! Why not?! We're making a big deal out of things we shouldn't be making a deal out of. They go on and on with all this bulls*** about "sanctity" - don't give me that sanctity crap! Just give everybody the chance to have the life they want.
The guys who won World War II and that whole generation have disappeared, and now we have a bunch of teenage twits.
You, me. . . we own this country. Politicians are employees of ours. . . . And when somebody does not do the job, we got to let them go.
All things began in Order, so shall they end, and so shall they begin again, according to the Ordainer of Order, and the mystical mathematicks of the City of Heaven.
If you're honest with yourself, that's the first step in maturing and becoming a better person. If you suppress your shortcomings and fears, they will follow you until the day you die. It was difficult, but I finally admitted to myself that I made mistakes.
Look at The Rock's competition! Look at him! It looks like a big monkey came down here, took a crap, and out came Mankind!
Obama microtargeted his way to re-election by pitting Americans against each other in many instances. In order to confront the challenges the nation faces, he's really going to have to put his 2008 rhetoric about bringing people together into practice. Otherwise his legacy will only be that of a great campaigner whose promises fell short of accomplishment.