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Entertainment Weekly said that Parks and Rec is the smartest comedy on tv. Call me when it's the funniest.
People are trying so hard to become famous. Johnny Marbles, he tried to throw a pie in Rupert Murdoch's face. What do I gotta do, give Sumner Redstone a wedgie?
Maybe Bill Maher should just practice his monologue a few times before the show, so he wouldn't find it so hilarious. But I kid the asshole.
I don't believe in burning holy books, but I am organizing a protest. I'll be burning all my Dennis Miller VHS cassettes as a special protest. I don't want to hear the introduction 'you may have seen our next comedian on the Hannity show'.
Ever since I've switched to the clean syringes, I've never felt better in my entire life.
I get some acting jobs. I like it other than the constant slipping in and out of character.
Standing before you as the advocate of the lower races, I declare what I believe cannot be gainsaid. . . that just so soon and so far as we pour into all our schools the songs, the poems, and literature of mercy toward these lower creatures, just so soon and so far shall we reach the roots not only of cruelty, but of crime.
Well, I'm kind of an urban girl, I like big cities. I like New York, I like London, I like L. A. I like people, I get lonely, really, really easily. But, I think it was good, It was very different and I think that's good.
I've always been drawn to Marilyn Monroe, but certain aspects of her story may be too sad to tell
Let us see whether it is the New Order or me who will be the loser before Indonesian history. I have won. The New Order has fallen and my writings have been translated into 40 languages.