I'm an entertainer; I try to give the public what it wants while I'm on the screen, and … - Johnny Carson

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Hopes are always accompanied by fears, and, in scientific research, the fears are liable to become dominant.

Johnny Carson

I'm an entertainer; I try to give the public what it wants while I'm on the screen, and I'm completely sincere about it. If I don't happen to be a laughing boy off the screen, that doesn't make me a hypocrite or a phony.

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My success just evolved from working hard at the business at hand each day.

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I loved the towns I grew up in as a boy, and after I became a celebrity, I went back several times. I would have had the time of my life seeing the old places and the old faces again, but the attitude of those same people was, "I guess you're so big we bore you now. "

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The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other.

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May you have the income of a Republican and the sex life of a Democrat!

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We're searching for the answers so we can destroy them and dream up better questions.

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