I have lived much of my life among molecules. They are good company.
I had doors slammed in my face as a 14-year-old because my boobs were too big.
People always say that pregnant women have a glow. And I say it's because you're sweating to death.
It's so much baby and so much amniotic fluid, it's crazy. If we have a 10 pounder, pray for me!
Every tear should live its purpose. Don't ever wipe the reason away.
I loved everything about marriage. I loved having a companion to wake up with and have barbecues with. But things happen and people grow apart.
I had a dream that she put her foot through my belly button and I was playing this little piggy went to the market just with her toes, just her foot was sticking out of my belly button and it was completely normal!
Dr Strauss said I had something that was very good. He said I had a good motor-vation. I never ever knew I had that. I felt proud when he said that not every body with an eye-q of 68 had that thing. I don't know what it is or where I got it but he said Algernon had it too. Algernons motor-vation is the cheese they put in his box. But it cant be that because I didnt eat any cheese last week.
Missionary work will never be what it might be without the help of the members. Stake presidents need to feel some responsibility and ownership of missionary work. The stake president is the one who has the presiding priesthood keys over both the members and non-members in his stake. The missionaries are his helpers.
Why should I tell you?" he asked, with no small amount of petulance. "If you tell me, I will leave you alone," I said. "And if you don't tell me, I'm going to grab the nearest ghostwritten James Patterson romance novel and I am going to follow you through this store reading it out loud until you relent. " Now I could see the fright beneath the defiance.
What do you mean by meant? Given the final futility of our struggle, is the fleeting jolt of meaning that art gives us valuable? Or is it the only value passing time as comfortably as possible?