My boyfriend thinks it's crazy that I wear a different bikini every day on holiday.
Most conservatives also believe in the death penalty, but not abortion, which proves they like to procrastinate.
Sometimes when we are generous in small, barely detectable ways it can change someone else's life forever.
Silence equals nonexistence. If I don't raise my voice, it's like I never existed.
I get up around 7 a. m. That's very early for a stand-up comic. Then I'll have breakfast with my husband, the artist Al Ridenour, take my three dogs for a walk and commence with my work.
It's okay for you to have relationships, but it's not okay to talk about them. It's not okay to be out or to be public about it. It's not okay to be photographed with your partner.
I've spent so much time feeling ugly and being treated as ugly as a result. But I changed my attitude and said, “I’m beautiful because I love everybody as much as I can. I’m beautiful because I have wonderful friends. And I’m beautiful because I say I am. I’ve earned it, and I’m gonna be it.
I am not doing any favour, only performing a duty; this victory is a result of struggle of five generations.
I think one of the political problems we have in this country is the perspective that all soccer moms think alike, all African-Americans think alike.
Holiness is happiness; and the more you have of the former, the more you will undoubtedly enjoy of the latter.
If you're meeting with the dharma, you have probably been a human being before.