The most necessary disposition to relish pleasures is to know how to be without them.
Compromise: An agreement between two men to do what both agree is wrong.
It is at a fair that man can be drunk forever on liquor, love, or fights; at a fair that your front pocket can be picked by a trotting horse looking for sugar, and your hind pocket by a thief looking for his fortune.
I'm really lucky because I surround myself onset with people who I really trust to give me feedback, so I'm directing myself.
My sister might be dumb, but that doesn't make her all that different from the rest of us. She's just like any other American. Except she's Canadian. And retarded.
I learned to swing on monkey bars over asphalt. I learned that if you fall, it hurts, so you try not to fall. But it's still worth swinging.