Only your mother could find you attractive, and only your mother could love you.
Comedy is the ultimate anarchist.
Nothing's as easy as it is on a sitcom. Issues that we take care of in 20 minutes on the show can stretch out over years in real families.
I don't understand why it has to be either - or - either socialism or democracy. Why can't we combine things to get the best of each system?
All men like to think that they can do it alone, but a real man knows that there no substitute for support , encouragement or a pit crew.
Playing golf is like going to a strip joint. After 18 holes you are tired and most of your balls are missing.
As the Chinese will tell you, history depends on your point of view.
She would say, "Someone should invent something to do with things you cannot use anymore but that you still cannot throw out.
Without going out of my door, I can know all things on earth. Without looking out of my window I could know the ways of heaven. The farther one travels, The less one knows, the less one really knows.
There's always a tomorrow and the hope of something new.
I don't think whole populations are villainous, but Americans are just extraordinarily unaware of all kinds of things. If you live in the middle of that vast continent, with apparently everything your heart could wish for just because you were born there, then why worry? [. . . ] If people lose knowledge, sympathy and understanding of the natural world, they're going to mistreat it and will not ask their politicians to care for it.