I thought I'd have time to become a movie star. And it didn't happen, did it? We're still waiting. And they're saying, 'Don't hold your breath, kid. ' Even movie stars can't get movies, you know what I mean?
Choice, not chance, determines destiny.
The courage to speak must be matched by the wisdom to listen.
Education helps you earn more. But not many schoolteachers can prove it.
There is always something to be thankful for. If you can't pay your bills, you can be thankful you are not one of your creditors.
The biggest farce of man's history has been the argument that wars are fought to save civilization.
Isn't it wonderful how dogs can win friends and influence people without ever reading a book.
I didn't know what I was doing in New York.
Obamacare is the Democrats problem. We are gonna take the problem off the shelves for them. We're doing them a tremendous service by doing it. We could sit back and let them hang with it. We are doing the Democrats a great service.
I never knew what it was to crave a woman’s touch. Or to hunger for a woman’s kiss. ” “And now you do?” she asked hesitantly. “Since I met you, Corinne Bishop, I’ve been thinking of little else.
I knew I was going to go into the field and make fun of people to their faces. I knew what I was getting into.