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The areas off the greens are masterpieces. I don't think there's anything like it in North America.

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I might do cartoonish sexual jokes, but it's my way of saying what's going on in the world. How people are animals, really.

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Women are now more aggressive than men! And I don't put them down for it. I think it's great. My attitude with sex with any woman I've ever been with is, I want you to be exactly who you want to be behind closed doors. Don't ever hold back with me.

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If Lady Gaga didn't put on all those outfits, she probably wouldn't have made it in show business. She put a show behind her voice.

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I just like to make people laugh.

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There was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many kids. . . her uterus fell out!

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When I got into comedy, which was really for acting, I would see the guys who would be considered great today. They were great, but after a few minutes I could get kind of bored because they wouldn't move around. The dress code was boring to me. I didn't want to see the guy next door when I'm watching a performer. I wanted to see someone I would pay a ticket for.

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