If carrots are good for my eyes, how come I see so many dead rabbits on the highway? - Richard Jeni - Quotesmemo.com

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Richard Jeni

If carrots are good for my eyes, how come I see so many dead rabbits on the highway?

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A bunch of bong-smoking, America-bashing, flag-burning, yoga-posing, incense-burning, dolphin-saving, salmon-eating hypocrites. These are the sensitive, liberal people who are always yelling about people's freedom of speech and expression, unless you happen to say something that pisses them off.

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In life your dreams may not come true, but sooner or later one of your nightmares will.

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The only difference between the women I've dated and Charles Manson is that Manson has the decency to look like a nut case when you first meet him.

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A bunch of money-grubbin', greenhouse-gasing, seal-clubbing, oil-drilling, Bible-thumping, missile-firing, right-to-life-ing, lethal-injecting hypocrites. People whose idea of a good time is strapping a dead panda to a Lincoln Navigator and running over everybody in the gay parade.

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Live each day as if it were the last day of your life because, so far, it is.

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