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Creative and action are synonymous. You can't be creative. Without taking action.

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Jim Benton

Buy me stuff and I'll be nicer

Buy, Nicer, Stuff

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I'm telling you, the gorgeous of the world can actually look pretty intimidating when they scowl. Imagine a snow-white swan with a scary tattoo holding a chain saw. There's just no way to really prepare for that.

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School prepares you for the real world. . . which also bites.

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Kissing the frog to get the prince is a waste of a perfectly good frog.

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Homework strongly indicates that the teachers are not doing their jobs well enough during the school day. It's not like they'll let you bring your home stuff to school and work on it there. You can't say, 'I didn't finish sleeping at home, so I have to work on finishing my sleep here.

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How Superheroes Make Money: - Spider-Man knits sweaters. - Superman screw the lids on pickle jars. - Iron Man, as you would suspect, just irons.

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