France does not practice revenge.
I cannot believe that in all the years that there have been female stand-ups, there has never been a show just for them.
I felt like Jerry Lewis in France! Let the cast of Heroes go to France! The Office cast loves Scranton! The nicest people on earth are in Scranton. Thank you, Scranton for an experience we will take with us for the rest of our lives.
Obviously I've gone out of my way in my career to not look good, so it's always nice to, every once in a while, get the opposite going.
It's easy for people to strike if they're not working on a regular basis.
I think the whole concept that women aren't funny is dead. It's over; it's done.
I think the genetics of being Irish are that you sort of prefer when it's rainy and cloudy. It's just genetic.
Music as a whole, in its overwhelming wealth and endlessness, is inaccessible unless we free ourselves from the limitations of our own restricted training.
I perpetuate rumors that I've dated people that I've never actually dated.
People love misery, they love to feel sorry for themselves, and they definitely don't want to be enlightened. That's the first thing they tell you at boot camp in the higher worlds.
I don't write, I build a rhyme.