And we will cause it to be well-made, this Sacrifice. You, young and never loving; I, old and never loved. Such a Song the Sea will never have seen.
I'm in awe of comics that do things that I can't do, or haven't tried doing yet.
That is the most confusing and insane thing to me, when people get offended on behalf of another group.
If I make a joke about black people or Asian people or whatever, and then an Asian comes up to me afterwards and says, "That joke offended me," I'm still more or less not going to listen, but at least it makes sense, like I said something that was about them.
I hate that when people are like, "Well, all dwarves know each other, right?" And you want to get mad, but you can't because we do.
When a soldier of the night's watch dies they say, "And now his watch is over. " That's what they say when a comedian dies. They go, "And now his tour is done. "
Everyone's going to have a racist tweet, a homophobic tweet, a xenophobic tweet, a misogynist tweet. Everyone's going to have a tweet or a post or something that's not going to be ideal, and because of that, you can't really throw stones too hard at the people that do, because if we examined your life in every way, shape, or form, went through every single post with a fine-toothed comb and under that microscope, would it come out all sunshine and lollipops?
It's useless to play lullabies for those who cannot sleep.
Humor is. . . despair refusing to take itself seriously.
I am passionate about young women and advocating for them.
Blackberry Smoke is a band that will never go hungry.