If you meet the Buddha on the road, kill him.
How about that amigo? I just come over to see my friends and I win ze bloody championship.
Golf is like love. One day you think you are too old and the next day you want to do it again.
I learned English from American pros. That's why I speak so bad. I call it PGA English.
I said to the night, "If you are in love with the moon, it is because you never stay for long. " The night turned to me and said, "It is not my fault. I never see the Sun, how can I know that love is endless?
I like a funny girl. Smart. Talented. I like someone who is good at music - that always intrigues me.
This crowd is letting Kurt know that he sucks. Just in case he had forgotten.
I don't want to say my biggest mistake--I don't want to tell the whole world that. Trust me, I've made plenty. But I don't regret them because they've made me the person that I am right now.