I don't spend a lot of my time in the locker room. That's my least favourite place in the world.
Against Bradley, every time I'm trying to dunk, dunk, dunk.
I just want everyone to know I'm suing Ruben Studdard. He had his hand on my ass and he wouldn't let go.
I would like to be referred to as 'The Big Aristotle'.
Pluto is not a planet, but I am.
Enunciation, diction, all that stuff. None of that is in my personality.
I really get motivated when I have doubters.
The whole thing with comedy is that you are always in control. Writer, director, actor, producer, and sometimes bouncer. And you are just a piece of their puzzle.
The one great thing about football is that whatever happens it will manifest itself on the pitch. If it's right, you'll see it on the pitch, if it's wrong, it will be on the pitch. In business you can get fellas who are doing crooked deals and nobody knows anything about it. There is an ultimate honesty about football. Politics is part of the lying game, I wouldn't trust any of them. In football you can hide for a while, but ultimately the truth comes out. I always loved that.
Love is verily the heart of all religions.
The whole world had changed. Only the fairy tales remained the same. "And they lived happily ever after.