Plain free-weight squats work better for me than anything.
My act is sort of improvisational. I have a skeleton in my head, but no fat or skin on it.
I like to work on New Year's Eve. It has a nice spirit; a nice feel about it. If you are all about the 'year-end' thing at all, then laughing with fellow human beings is a great way to start the new year.
I think we need a 12-step group for non-stop talkers. We're going to call it On and On Anon.
I'm the only person I know of who's ever been pulled over for attempted speeding.
Gay Republicans, how exactly does that work? 'We disapprove of our own lifestyle. We beat ourselves up in parking lots.
I was court-ordered to Alcoholics Anonymous on television. Pretty much blows the hell out of the second A, wouldn't you say?
Look at Christ, my dear friend: His life was divine through and through, full of self-denial, and He did everything for mankind, finding His satisfaction and His delight in the dissolution of His material being.
To speak behind others' backs is the ventilator of the heart.
The first time he'd held her hand, it felt so good that it crowded out all the bad things. It felt better than anything had ever hurt.
This is a very insulting tribute But take it in good heart Congratulations Mom and Dad You've reached Silver together. . . apart Lots of love etc