Every time one of my books sells a million copies in paperback, Pan Macmillan gives me a gold statuette of Pan. I have about 20 of them.
I acknowledge that I have no idea who the hell I am, and I think that's the first step.
When in doubt, freak 'em out.
If anyone ever boos you off stage, that is simply applause from ghosts.
If I had to pick between Heaven and Hell, I'd pick Hell, because I can't keep white clean.
Never feel guilty. Don't hold yourself back by guilt or fear. No other species in the entire world deals with guilt. Guilt is a bizarre emotion that makes you feel bad about decisions that you make.
I look spooky but I’m really nice.
I support anyone's right to be who they want to be. My question is: to what extent do I have to participate in your self-image?
E-mail is interesting. We can't live with it, and you can't live without it.
Real education must ultimately be limited to men who insist on knowing, the rest is mere sheep-herding.
We all have great ideas. No one ever says, "I've got this terrible idea. "