Scot(t) Thompson may refer to:
The gay male is always going to be at the bottom.
People don't listen when you lecture. No one wants to be talked down to or scolded.
Activism isn't about holding your faults up to the light. That's what comedy is about, it's about saying, 'Look at this person who is so flawed and frail and damaged. And we're all this frail and damaged so let's laugh at it.
In Canadian comedy, you'll almost never see guns. If you bring a gun into a scene, it's like, 'Whoa! Wow, how are we going to deal with that!' Guns in an American comedy are a given. Violence in America is used in a much more cavalier way.
Americans know as much about Canada as straight people do about gays. Americans arrive at the border with skis in July, and straight people think that being gay is just a phase. A very long phase.
My theory is that comedy comes from little people.
Fathers should start teaching the boys how to punch.
I'm not really cool, or dashing, or any of those things.
I've pretty much given up on the orange. I really have. I just don't even bother. It's just either sour, or woody, or the skin's too thick. It's very nice when you come across the perfect orange, because it's really a beautiful experience. But the stakes are too high.
I think Canadian humor is a little less broad than American humor.
I'm a total nerd. I love fantasy.
If comedy duos don't like each other, it just won't work.
This world is filled with five billion people with five billion different ways of looking at things.
When I was younger I wanted to be a big movie star who'd get to be funny on talk shows and then I wanted to retire and write science fiction.
I'm not a wilting flower. I'm honest, so I pick a lot of fights. I've burned a lot of bridges.
My parents won’t let me have a motorcycle, but they give me all the guns I want. I asked them for a motorcycle last Christmas and they told me I’d only kill myself. They got me this twelve-gauge instead.
In France, everyone speaks French 'cause they think it's cool. Gives 'em, gives 'em an excuse to smoke.
I first got into fruit when I was a teenager, when my life was changing in every way. The first time I had a mango, at like 18, I was like, 'Where has this been my whole life?
Why is being outed such a big deal? When I find out that someone's gay, my respect for them increases tenfold.
I believe the things that happened to me as a child scarred me terribly, and I wish somebody would have helped me with some of the things that happened.