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Norman Wisdom Biography

Sir Norman Joseph Wisdom, OBE (4 February 1915 – 4 October 2010) was an English actor, comedian, and singer-songwriter best known for a series of comedy films produced between 1953 and 1966 featuring his hapless onscreen character that was often called Norman Pitkin. He was awarded the 1953 BAFTA Award for Most Promising Newcomer to Leading Film Roles following the release of Trouble in Store, his first film in a lead role.

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I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry

Born, Circumstances, Funny, Life, Parents, Witty

In fact, one was so booked out we went from March and were to go till November, but the pantomime was booked so they transferred the show to the Prince of Wales Theatre because it was so packed out, and it ran on from there.

Facts, November, Packed, Prince, Show, Theatre

It was absolutely thrilling to meet Laurel and Hardy, they were so nice.

Laurel, Laurel And Hardy, Laurels, Meet, Nice, Thrilling

I was born in London, and went to school in Scotland - I used to be dead tired when I got home at night.

Home, London, Night, School, Tired

I can never tell a joke, I've always found it easier to just fall over.

Easier, Fall, Found, Joke, Tell

I've got one idea I want to do for a film and you know I just enjoy myself doing bits and pieces.

Bits, Film, Ghouls, Ideas, Pieces

I used to first go on to entertain an audience. But now I go, and this is really true - I go on to have fun with a crowd of my chums.

Audience, Chums, Crowds, Fun, Goes On, True

I don't know nothing about communism. But I know the Albanians loved me. Same reason as anyone else loves me. Because I made them laugh.

Albanians, Communism, Know, Laugh, Laughing, Reason

I owe everything to the army.

Army, Everything, Owe, Stewardship

I've an idea for doing a Situation Comedy myself but its always difficult to get people to listen to you because they like to put their own ideas forward.

Comedy, Heart, Ideas, Like, Listen, People

I was in the band as a boy and was taught music and learned to compose.

Band, Boy, Boys, Music

I've been extremely lucky having been in the army when I was a boy of fourteen.

Army, Boy, Boys, Having, Lucky

As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two.

Funny, Birthday, Memories, Memory, Older, Things

I play drums, clarinet, saxophone, trumpet, french horn, piano.

Drums, French, Horn, Horny, Piano, Play

I do play drums when I'm on tour.

Drums, Play, Tour

At my age, the radiation will probably do me good.

Age, Good, Probably, Radiation

I've always had a sense of humour, and I still do, so I just want to go on performing as long as I can. It's as simple as that.

Goes On, Humour, Long, Simple

Such is life and life is such and after all it isn't much. First a cradle. Then a hearse. It might have been better, but it could have been worse.

Might, Firsts, Life Is, Worse, Cradle, Life