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Norman Lawrence Crosby (born September 15, 1927 in Boston) is an American comedian sometimes associated with the Borscht Belt who often appeared on television in the 1970s. He is known for his use of malapropisms and is often called "The Master of Malaprop".

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All's fair if you have a really good attorney.

Attorney, Fair, Fairs, Good, Ifs

If your eyes hurt after you drink coffee, you have to take the spoon out of the cup.

Coffee, Eye, Eyes, Hurt

My school was so tough the school newspaper had an obituary section.

Funny, Graduation, Obituary, Section, Tough, Witty

Teenagers don't know what love is. They have mixed-up ideas. They go for a drive and the boy runs out of gas and they smooch a little and the girl says she loves him. That isn't love. Love is when you are married twenty-five years, smooching in your living room and he runs out of gas and she says she still loves him. That's love.

Best Love, Girl, Ideas, Running, Smooch, Smooching

I met Elvis first in Las Vegas. I think I was appearing with Tom Jones and he came backstage to say hello to Tom or we went to his dressing room to say hello.

Dressing, Elvis, Las, Redneck, Thinking, Vegas

When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

Court, Fate, Funny, Hilarious, Jury, Smart

Why do Canadians like to do it doggie style? So they can both keep watching the hockey game

Canadians, Games, Hockey, Keep, Style

I was the first spokesperson for the Better Hearing Institute in Washington. And that's the message we tried to send out - there is hearing help out there, and the technology and options are amazing.

Hearing, Messages, Send, Spokesperson, Technology

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