Liz is a women's name of Hebrew origin, meaning "God's Promise". It is also a short form of Elizabeth, Elisabeth, Lisbeth, Lizanne, Liszbeth, Lyzbeth, Lisa, and Lizette
God, three weddings in one day, I'm going to be in Spanx for 12 hours. My elastic line is gonna get infected again.
I don't like writing in front of a lot of people, it has to be an intimate experience with people I trust.
I want to roll my eyes right now, but the doctor says that if I keep doing it, my ocular muscles might spasm and eject my eyeballs.
Do you need sex advice? Here's a tip. Sometimes a lady likes to leave her blazer on.
I don't care. I'll start my own group. Rejection from society is what created X-Men!
Can I share with you my worldview? All of humankind has one thing in common: the sandwich. I believe that all anyone really wants in this life is to sit in peace and eat a sandwich.
I was inspired by a question that kept repeating itself in my mind: Could I really change my life? I'd spent so many days, weeks, months, and years thinking about doing things with my life, and now I wanted to know, if I committed to a goal and woke up every single day working hard at it, could I change my life?
All around us, people were cool. By association, so were we.
You can try to change New York, but it's like Jay-Z says: Concrete bunghole where dreams are made up, there's nothing you can do.
We have a show tonight. I've never missed a show. Not even the time I had that virus they kept saying only raccoons get.
I have many, many voices. I talk to my dogs like in the strangest voices you can imagine.
I don't need anyone. Because I can do every single thing that a person in a relationship can. Everything. Even zip up my own dress. You know, there are some things that are actually harder to do with two people. Such as monologues.
Can't one human being not like another human being? Can't we all just not get along?
If I have learned anything from my SIMS family: When a child doesn't see his father enough he starts to jump up and down, then his mood level will drop until he pees himself.
Just need to rave for a moment about the scrubbing cleanser. . . I have only ever found one (chemical filled) product that REALLY cleans my showertub, until now. The Ava Anderson scrubbing cleanser is amazing! Cleans the toughest dirty spots and smells absolutely delightful. LOVE IT!
You didn't realize emotion could be a weapon? Have you not read the poetry of Jewel?
My mom used to send me articles about how older virgins are considered good luck in Mexico.
Instead, what I was beginning to understand was that however things unfolded from here on, whatever the next chapter was, my life could never be the sum of one circumstance. It would be determined, as it had always been, by my willingness to put one foot in front of the other, moving forward, come what may.
When stuff is coming to an end, people freak out and they act crazy.
I support women. I'm like a human BRA.