Why is love easy? I don’t know. And the raccoons don’t say.
Let's put it this way: If a raccoon can carry a movie, then they believe maybe even a woman can.
We have a show tonight. I've never missed a show. Not even the time I had that virus they kept saying only raccoons get.
Like a fat raccoon rummaging through the garbage, that how I eat. Like a f-king fat raccoon.
I'm not really scared of a lot of things. I'm scared of possums. And I'm scared of raccoons sometimes, it depends on how big it is - I'm scared of the smaller raccoons because the bigger ones are slower.
Most of America don't even listen to music probably. They just go raccoon hunting or something.
Raccoons don't need to do poppers in order to come while they're having anonymous same-sex interludes in a highway rest area.
I learned how to change a cloth diaper on a raccoon, i was maybe 8 or 9.
Honestly, it was pretty challenging working with a talking raccoon.
