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Joe Pesci Biography

Joseph Frank Pesci (/ˈpɛʃi/ PESH-ee; born February 9, 1943) is an American actor, comedian and singer. Known for portraying tough, volatile characters, in a variety of genres, he is best known for his role as Harry Lime in Home Alone and Home Alone 2: Lost in New York, as Leo Getz in the Lethal Weapon franchise, as Vincent Gambini in My Cousin Vinny (1992), and for co-starring with Robert De Niro in the Martin Scorsese films Raging Bull (1980), Goodfellas (1990), and Casino (1995).

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Did Mad freakin' Max just call me irritating?

Freakin, Irritated, Irritating, Mad, Max

I dyed my hair blonde in that movie, so my head doesn't match my grill.

Aquarius, Blonde, Hair, Movie

You win, you win. You lose, you still win.

Lose, Loses, Stills, Win, Winning

I've been married three times, but I'll never forget my first trip as a young man, on my honeymoon, with my new wife.

Married, Men, Three, Wife, Young

A winner forgets he's in a race, he just loves to run.

Forgets, Loves, Race, Run, Running, Winner

My father loved me so much that he did not want me to be a laborer or anything. I dont know if its the right thing to do - push your kids into something and then stay on them until they do it. Let them pick what they want to do.

Father, Kids, Loved, Stay, Thing, Want

Women, aren't they perfect? It doesn't matter if they're fat, skinny, blond, or blue. If a woman is willing to give you her love, Harvard, it's the greatest gift in the world. Makes you taller, makes you smarter, makes your teeth shine. Boy-oh-boy women are perfect, perfect joy and perfect ache. Joy when you first meet them and get to know them. Ache when you leave them. Joy. Ache. Joy. Ache. Joyachejoyachejoyachejoyache.

Love, Dream, Boys, Woman, Women

I couldn't get any jobs, and when that happens, you get so humble it's disgusting. I didn't feel like a man anymore -- I felt really creepy. I was bumping into walls and saying, Excuse me.

Bumping, Excuse, Jobs, Wall, Work

Ah, I don't do interviews, really.

Interviews

I'm just some lunatic macaroni mushroom, is that it?

Lunatic, Macaroni, Mushroom, Mushrooms

I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown?

Clown, Like, Mafia, Mean, Mobster

You know why you hate me so much, Jeffery? Because I look the way you feel.

Hate, Jeffery, Looks, Way

You try too hard. Winners forget they're in a race. They just love to run.

Hard, Love, Race, Running, Wisdom

Sure, mom, I settle down with a nice girl every night, then I'm free the next morning.

Down, Free, Girl, Mom, Morning, Night