Look at me, with my pretty bracelet and tiara. . . I'm a f****n' princess!
It's very important to have two tiaras when you're on the road; you never know when you'll be invited to something really formal.
Always walk around like you have on an invisible tiara.
There is a latent fairy in all women, but look how carefully we have to secrete her in order to be taken seriously. And fairies come in all shapes, colours, sizes and types, they don't have to be fluffy. They can be demanding and furious if hey like. They do, however, have to wear a tiara. That much is compulsory.
Where there is a woman there is magic.
Wall-to-wall masterpieces, after all, ought to be preferred to wall-to-wall decorative arts, even if the decorative arts are of the highest quality peppered and salted with dukes and tiaras.
And anyway, who wears a tiara on a jungle gym?
I had taught myself that a human being might as well look for diamond tiaras in the gutter as for rewards and punishments that were fair.
Gout is not relieved by a fine shoe nor a hangnail by a costly ring nor migraine by a tiara.
