If you were closer, I'd slap you," she said. "Let me help," I replied, and stepped closer. She promptly slapped me, which surprised me only a little. We glared at each other in the near dark, and then she looked away. "I'm sorry I slapped you," she said. "That's all right. I quite enjoyed it.
I'm completely in charge of my own life now. Sometimes there's no one there to slap me on the hand and say: 'Stop being so bullish and bossy,' and things like that.
He needs to get a hard slap of reality in the face every once in a while. He has an arrogant side.
I don't know what people expect when they meet me. They seem to be afraid that I'm going to piss in the potted palm and slap them on the ass.
Why slap them on the wrist with feather when you can belt them over the head with a sledgehammer.
Braai Day is a slap in the face of our efforts to regain who we are. And should make any self respecting South African cringe.
If I wanted your opinion, I'd slap it outta ya.
Better to have an enemy who slaps you in the face than a friend who stabs you in the back.
Then I realize from the hollow sound of her gun's click that her gun isn't loaded. Apparently she just wants to slap me around with it.
I am soooo excited, I am over-excited. I'm hysterical, I may have to slap my own face in a minute at this rate.
You are so annoying. I could literally slap the sh*t out of you and feel so much better.
Somebody at one of these places asked me: "What do you do? How do you write, create?" You don't, I told them. You "don't try". That's very important: not to try, either for Cadillacs, creation or immortality. You wait, and if nothing happens, you wait some more. It's like a bug high on the wall. You wait for it to come to you. When it gets close enough you reach out, slap out and kill it. Or if you like it's looks, you make a pet out of it.
Older women can afford to agree that femininity is a charade, a matter of colored hair, ecru lace and whalebones, the kind of slap and tat that transvestites are in love with, and no more.
These my two hands quick to slap my face before others could slap it.