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Paul O'Grady Biography

Paul James O'Grady, MBE (born 14 June 1955) is an English comedian, television presenter, actor, writer and radio disc jockey. He's achieved fame using his comedic drag queen character, "Lily Savage", and later became well known for presenting TV programmes as himself, such as The Paul O'Grady Show.

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Every week I have a disaster in my kitchen. The fire alarm goes off repeatedly. But it doesn't stop me being adventurous.

Adventurous, Alarms, Fire, Kitchen, Stop

It's become normal for me to walk on set as Popeye, Frankenstein or an Elf or even a chicken.

Chicken, Chickens, Frankenstein, Normal, Popeye

I like a Blackpool breakfast, me - 20 ciggies and a pot of tea.

Ciggies, Cooking, Food, Pot, Tea

Comedy, your funny bone, is formed in childhood.

Bone, Bones, Childhood, Comedy, Formed

I dont live with people, thats why my relationships last. Im not romantic. Even when I was a teenager if somebody asked if they could hold my hand Id say, - no, its not heavy, I can hold it myself, thank you.

Hands, Hold, Live, People, Teenager, Thank You

I go in the butchers and there's not a lot of meat I can eat these days, with having all the animals.

Animal, Butchers, Eat, Having, Meat

I don't want to sound like Catherine Cookson but I've worked since I was eight, with a paper round and in a fruit and veg shop. Taking a pay cut won't demotivate me, not at all. It's not about money in the first place. It's about the job.

Cutting, Eight, Job, Jobs, Like, Round

I dress up as a middle-aged prostitute and do a game show.

Dresses, Game, Games, Middle, Prostitute, Show

If I wanted your opinion, I'd slap it outta ya.

Opinion, Outta, Slap, Wanted

I am quite happy to take a cut. You've got to, if you want to work and continue working.

Cutting, Ifs, Quite, Take, Want, Work

Times are hard and friends are few

Friends, Hard, Times

I was a really picky eater as a child. Because I was obsessed by Popeye, my mum and aunts would put my food in a can to represent spinach and we'd hum the Popeye tune and then I'd happily eat it.

Aunt, Children, Happily, Mum, Tune, Tunes

The worst drivers are women in people carriers, men in white vans and anyone in a baseball cap. That's just about everyone.

Baseball, Men, Vans, White, Women, Worst

Channel 4 are a great bunch of people to work with and the crew are lovely. Working at ITV was like being in the court of Caligula.

Channel, Court, Lovely, People, Work

I've frequently been asked over the years who Lily Savage was based on and I've always answered that it was no one in particular and she was just a figment of my imagination. The truth, I realise now, is that Lily owes a lot to the women I encountered in my childhood. Characteristics and attitudes were observed and absorbed, Aunty Chris's in particular, and they provided the roots and compost for the Lily that would germinate and grow later on.

Attitude, Based, Characteristics, Compost, Roots, Years

Noel Coward said work is more fun than fun, but then he didn't work in the Bird's Eye factory packing frozen fish fingers nine hours a day, did he?

Eye, Fingers, Fun, Hours, Nine, Work

What was I drinking last night? Furniture polish?

Drinking, Furniture, Lasts, Night, Polish

My primary school teacher once poured a bottle of curdled school milk forcefully down my throat. Then I threw it up all over her suede shoes. I'd rather have drunk from the spittoon in Barney's barber shop.

Milk, Poured, School, Shoes, Shop, Teacher

I enjoyed school - although I ran away on the first day. I'd reminded the teacher that it was nearly time for 'Watch With Mother' on TV.

Although, Day, Mother, School, Teacher

I love looking after animals. I find it very enjoyable.

Animal, Animals, Enjoyable, Looking, Love