If all people became ghosts my social life would be so over" - Suze Simon in the Mediator
Simon would not want to audition in front of Simon.
No' is a magical word," he told her. "Here's how it goes. You say, 'Simon, I have an insane, suicidal plan. Would you like to help me carry it out?' And I say, "Why, no.
One thing you'll learn as you get older, Simon, is that when people tell you something unpleasant about themselves, it's usually true.
Alec slid his hand from Jace's arm to his shoulder. Magnus cleared his throat. Alec dropped his hand. Simon grinned into his undrunk coffee.
Maybe Simon Cowell for his effect on music. I call him Slimy Cowpat.
Simon Cowell and I are great friends, and we wind each other up. Rod Stewart and I do the same thing.
From a very young age, music was very much in my house. I would sit with my mom, with the old LPs, listening to The Beatles and Carly Simon and Lionel Richie. The old LPs used to have the lyrics. From there, I would put on dance and music displays for my family, just to entertain them and make people laugh and smile.
So you really cant think of anyone else who might want to kill you?"asked Jace. "Unlike in your case there arent actually all that many people who dislike me. "said Simon.
undying grattitude?" Simon looked at me. " Cool. Dosethat come with eternal servitude? if so, i like my eggs sunnyside up. " i smiled," i'll remember that.
I'm proud to be involved with Simon Cowell and 'X Factor.
You invited him into bed?" Simon demanded, looking shaken. "Ridiculous, isn't it?" said Jace. "We would never have all fit.
I have a plan. ” He groaned. “I was afraid of that. ” “My plans are not terrible. ” “Isabelle’s plans are terrible. ” He pointed a finger at her. “Your plans are suicidal. At best. ” She sat back, her arms crossed over her chest. “Do you want to hear it or not? You have to keep it a secret. ” “I would pluck out my own eyes with a fork before I would give away your secrets,” Simon said, then looked anxious. “Wait a second. Do you think that’s likely to be required?
And so that means. . . " "We have to rob the Henley," Simon said. Kat sank onto a truly uncomfortable sofa. "Again.
Clary sat back. "You don't just get to say no. " "This plan involves me! I get to say no! No. " "Simon -" Simon patted the seat beside him as if someone were sitting there. "Let me introduce you to my good friend No.
Simon to die. Jace to live. Jonathon to retune. And you Valentine's daughter, to be the catalist of it all.
I learned a few things on my own since, and modified some of the things he taught me, but everything, unequivocally, that I learned about comedy writing I learned from Danny Simon.
Baby?" She perched beside him in the chair. "You're kidding me right?" "I was trying it out, no?" "no," she said firmly Simon & Clary
I do a lot of American plays. I've done a lot of Arthur Miller, Tennessee Williams and Neil Simon. I was in 'Sisters Rosensweig,' 'Six Degrees of Separation,' all of that stuff. So we're very familiar with America. I did 400 performances of 'Born Yesterday. ' I did 700 performances of 'They're Playing Our Song. '
It's true that I'm taking a break from writing a regular column to do other things but it's got nothing to do with what dear Simon has or has not written.
