I have come up with a sure-fire concept for a hit television show, which would be called `A Live Celebrity Gets Eaten by a Shark'.
You always hear a headline like this, 'Man Killed By Shark', you never hear it from the other perspective, 'Man Swims in Shark Infested Waters, Forgets He's Shark Food'.
I thought beforehand, if [Marie] Henein is going to be a shark, I'm going to be a jellyfish, because you can't catch a jellyfish. Not that I didn't want to be caught, I just wanted to present solid.
Yet the reality is that I'm a stage actor from the Midwest - probably the opposite of a shark agent.
My dad was kind of a pool shark and had a Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin thing going on. I've always been fascinated by the fifties because of him. There was a hip, cool, anything-goes atmosphere back then, but looking good was still a priority.
A boxer is like a lion, the greatest predator on land, but you throw him in the shark tank and he's just another meal.
I'm 100% proud of the TV work I achieved. The work I did on shows on insects and Great White sharks. . . stuff that's in school curriculums in England. Now they are showing up on Discovery Channel.
When I was starting out, young actresses had the studio system to protect them. Now you have a host of sharks, from your agent to your publicist to your lawyer.
I've sat looking down into a volcano that could blow at any moment; I've helped catch a shark and several rattlesnakes; I let a tarantula walk across my hand, and I ate rat soup.
Some people like being a big fish in a small pond, others a ferocious shark in the ocean, I rather be the ocean. In the end, fish die.
I always read. You know how sharks have to keep swimming or they die? I’m like that. If I stop reading, I die.
The only thing on the mind of a shark is to eat.
The ground is my ocean, I’m the shark, and most people don’t even know how to swim.
Roy Keane's like a shark. He has those eyes. You don't know if he is going to buy you a drink or eat you.
Writing and performing are to me what water and movement are to sharks.
Consider the subtleness of the sea; how its most dreaded creatures glide under water, unapparent for the most part, and treacherously hidden beneath the loveliest tints of azure. Consider also the devilish brilliance and beauty of many of its most remorseless tribes, as the dainty embellished shape of many species of sharks. Consider, once more, the universal cannibalism of the sea; all whose creatures prey upon each other, carrying on eternal war since the world began.
I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house.
When you come to 'Shark Tank,' the only person you should listen to is me, because you know you're getting the truth. I'll decide if it's worth it, and after I'm finished, the rest of the people can look into it.
That's not news! When a shark comes out of the water, walks into a 7-11, and bites you in the ass, then it's news!
You don't have to swim faster than the shark, just faster than the person you're with.