What if it was cats who invented technology, would they have TV shows starring rubber sqeaky toys?
"Anybody have money?" Frank checked his pockets. "Three denarii from Camp Jupiter. Five dollars Canadian. " Hedge patted his gym shorts and pulled out what he found. "Three quarters, two dimes, a rubber band and - score! A piece of celery. " He started munching on the celery, eyeing the change and the rubber band like they might be next.
They say rubbers mainly for perverts. Dont know why. Think its very practical, actually. I mean, you spill anything on it and it just comes off. I suppose that could be why the perverts like it.
whhheeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! The scream of jet engines rises to a crescendo on the runways of the world. Every second, somewhere or other, a plane touches down, with a puff of smoke from scorched tyre rubber, or rises in the air, leaving a smear of black fumes dissolving in its wake. From space, the earth might look to a fanciful eye like a huge carousel, with planes instead of horses spinning round its circumference, up and down, up and down. Whhheeeeeeeeeee!
Hey you! Don't be silly! Put a rubber on your willie!
A condom is a rubber thing shaped like a wiener that hums.
You can't get a suit of armour and a rubber chicken just like that. You have to plan ahead.
He's the only man I ever knew who had rubber pockets so he could steal soup.