I made her the queen of my double wide trailer with the polyester curtains and redwood deck.
I feel like the world has just become a polyester suit that's smoldering, melting, and at some point we have to figure out how to extinguish it.
He paused, twisting his goatee, considering the law in Deuteronomy that forbade clothes with mixed fibers. A problematic bit of Scripture. A matter that required thought. "Only the devil wants man to have a wide range of lightweight and comfortable styles to choose from," he murmured at last, trying out a new proverb. "Although there may be no forgiveness for polyester. On this one matter, Satan and the Lord are in agreement.
My daughter made me a Jerry Springer-watching kit, with crackers, Cheez Whiz, polyester stretch pants and a T-shirt with two fat women fighting over a skinny guy.
Most gay bashers will be wearing what gay people had on four years earlier - only in polyester with a Penney's label.
We're all polyester poets and pickers of a kind, with far too many questions for the answers in our minds.
The great challenge working on this show for me is wearing polyester all day long and having the worst haircut known to man at the top of my head and sitting under fluorescent lights. That is America, people. Polyester, bad haircuts, under fluorescent lights.
Let me just tell you this: I love polyester.
Golly, he's just a pest and your worst best friend, Who mend and rip space-time fabric like polyester blend.
