Nom, do say something funny so she can admire!
Ma vie est une énigme dont ton nom est le mot. (My life is an enigma, of which your name is the word. )
Whatever may be the success of my stories, I shall be resolute in preserving my incognito, having observed that a nom de plume secures all the advantages without the disagreeables of reputation.
My first work in comics had an Adult theme and I had to create a nom du plume to separate that work and my Children's entertainment.