I think working in the industry, I'd be pretty nervous to have a celebrity crush. I'd be pretty nervous if my boyfriend did as well because inevitably you'd end up working with them and then it would feel very suspicious.
This world is bullshit. And just because I appear in music video wherein I am in my underwear, and make young women feel not good enough so that they become anorxeic; and okay, maybe because of that I became popular more quickly than other singers who are, I don't know, maybe more talented or better songwriters. That doesn't matter because, and. . . um. . . my boyfriend is a magician, and he can pull a quarter out of your ear and say things like 'We have not met before have we?' Go with yourself.
I, um, I have this problem. I broke up with my boyfriend, you see. And I'm pretty upset about it, so I wanted to talk to my best friend. [. . . ] The thing is, they're both you.
My boyfriend suggested I write two pages a day. He wouldn't take me out if I hadn't done my two pages. That's how I wrote my second novel.
I desperately want children. I want like four of them. But I will never have them, I mean at least with the current circumstances, living with my boyfriend.
My boyfriend thinks I lost my true calling to be a librarian.
Why does he have to be my boyfriend? Are you inferior if you don't have a boyfriend? Why does everybody have to be in love with somebody?
My boyfriends have all been as stoical as queen's guards. They'd been patient, committed, and dispassionate, and I'd had to really debase myself to extract any emotion, either grin or grimace, from them.
Luke', I said, and immediately added, 'My boyfriend. ' My supernatural, doomed, gorgeous, killer boyfriend.
After my tour I had time to stay at home, be with my boyfriend and hang out with friends and that brought me down to earth and helped me write music from a more relaxed place.
I mangle phrases constantly. The other day I was chatting with my boyfriend and I said to him, 'He really sold him under the bus. ' And he said, 'I think you meant 'threw him under the bus,' or 'sold him up the river.
My boyfriend always says that if it weren't for him I'd probably get rid of my apartment and live nowhere, and he's right.
My boyfriend is Italian and from New Jersey, so naturally he was thrilled to meet Joe Pesci.
My boyfriend is Jewish, and he calls himself a kike every five seconds.
I knew it. You’re an alien,” said her former best friend, the pale, bespectacled creature with the spectacular cleavage. “Yes, I’m an alien and I still made cheerleader. And now I’m going to steal your boyfriend to prove girls can’t really be friends. ” “I sat back timidly when you torched my house, killed my parents, and ate my dog. But now you’re stealing my boyfriend? That’s a step too far!
I told my boyfriend after three weeks that I wanted to marry him and that we could do it tomorrow.
Nope. That´s my line. This is my boyfriend´s house, which makes that my line,exclusively. Where is he?" Nora (p. 287)
A lot of my girlfriends like baggy oversized stuff and put on menswear already. And I also wanted something that my boyfriends - my gay and straight buddies - could wear. I wanted something for everyone.
One of my favorite facts about Jason [Benjamin] is that he collects shirts from tattoo parlors. He has a bunch of tattoo parlor T-shirts, but no tattoos. And then he wears, like, vans and jeans. My boyfriend said he looks like a modern Bruce Springsteen, which is a pretty high compliment.
My boyfriend's an idiot," I say as soon as he lurches away. "A cute idiot," Ally corrects me. "That's like saying 'a cute mutant. ' Doesn't exist.