Even if you think the grass is greener on the other side, you’re going to have to mow that side too.
When I was a kid, I was always around boys. I was always trying to keep up with boys - skateboarding and snowboarding. If my brother was mowing the lawn, I had to mow the lawn. If my brother was using a hammer, I needed to use a hammer. I've always been a little bit of a feminist.
God will not speak to me and tell me to mow my lawn today.
I'm not saying find someone and ask them if you can mow their grass for ten dollars. I'm saying find weeds that need pulling and pull them.
You don't mow another man's lawn!
Why wait for Death to mow? why wait for Death to sow us in the ground?
To review ones store is to mow twice.
You might be a redneck if it's easier to spray weed killer on your lawn than mow it.
When I'm looking for an idea, I'll do anything--clean the closet, mow the lawn, work in the garden.
No town-bred dandy will compare with a country-bred one- I mean a downright bumpkin dandy- a fellow that, in the dog-days of summer, will mow his two acres in buckskin gloves for fear of tanning his hands.
Why did God create men? Because vibrators can't mow the lawn.
There are no innocents in Gaza, don't let any diplomats who want to look good in the world endanger your lives - mow them down!
The grass is always greener once you don't have to mow a lawn anymore.
This generation should entertain this generation. It's only fair. When I was a kid, I mowed the lawn. Now, somebody else's kid can mow the lawn.
Your first leader is your dad. 'course he controls your food and shelter, so, he's not really a leader, he's more of a fascist dictator. But dictators have dreams too. Your dad doesn't. He gave them up when he had you. So remember that next time you say, I don't want to cut the lawn. Just shut up and mow the grass and save the lip for your teachers.
