Everybody who's ever done anything bad to me, anything that ever went wrong, I try to take it out on somebody-every game. It's like when you see Michael Jordan's highlights and your hair sits up on your arms? I'm like that the whole game.
Then, [my son] Michael came along and he played a little bit of everything. He went to Georgia Tech on a golf scholarship.
I've become friends with Michael Mann and Oliver Stone; I've seen those guys work and that was great to see.
Being on a Michael Bay set is. . . well, it's the only set I've ever been on. But I would imagine there's no set that's run quite like it. It's big, it's loud, it's powerful, it's intense, it's dirty, it's hot, it's sweaty - and it's really exciting. There's never a dull moment; there's never a quiet moment.
I am going to sit there and watch Michael Phelps break my record anonymously? That's almost demeaning to me. It is not almost - it is.
I didn't think I was the right person to do that job but I do think Michael Gove is and that's why I'm backing him.
When I retire, I don't want to just move to some island somewhere. I want to be the guy who gives it all back. I want it to be like, 'Hey who donated that hospital wing that's saving so many lives?' 'I don't know. It was anonymous. ' 'Well, guess what. It was Michael Scott. ' 'But how do you know? It was anonymous. ' 'Because I'm him.
It seems like Michael Vick is going to jail for dog fighting. Hopefully, they won't have guard dogs.
For those of you who may be unaware, [Michael] Boskin is the economistweaselfraud who helped to officially distort the CPI, making it more or less worthless as a measure of inflation. The Boskin Commission. . . was an act of cowardice. Rather than man up and say fix this, its broken, we can't afford it.
My strength, if it's anything, is that I can lure some big-name actors in. That's probably the strength of almost any director now. On your own, as a director, you've only got so much weight. James Cameron, George Lucas, Steven Spielberg, Michael Bay. . . that's about it. Everybody else depends on the star power that they can draw.
If you look up the definition of greatness in the dictionary, it will say Michael Jordan.
Michael Steele! You be da man! You be da man!
I take every role seriously. Personally, I never look at any role as Michael White. I've done that my entire life.
I like Michael Buble.
Michael Schumacher is leading Michael Schumacher.
I'm ashamed to say this, but I watched every episode of 'Starsky and Hutch' as a kid. I loved that show, but now I think it's stupid - they'd have a car chase for no reason, then Paul Michael Glaser would shoot the car and it would blow up.
The first one that I went to with my friends was with my buddy Michael - and we actually cut class to get tickets - was INXS at the Garden.
I feel like they would just be the funnest people. I wish I could have been friends with Michael Jackson, just because he had the most badass house of all time and I could just go out and go on amusement park rides and then he could teach me how to moonwalk.
Michael Jackson is everywhere. I can't not listen to what we did because it's everywhere. I listen to it all the time whether I want to or not.
Michael [Douglas] is, I think, a great actor. He's made some very interesting pictures. When he was going to college, I was very proud of him, but when he said, 'Dad, I want to be in a play,' he had a bit part. I went to see it and Michael said, 'Dad, how was I?' I said, 'You were terrible. ' I thought he would go on to be a lawyer and in three months, he was in another play and I went and, I must admit, he was great. I think he has been good in everything he's done.